hey&039;re gog, i have to e out and catch the that&039;s all i do all day i&039;d jt be the catcher the rye i know that unds crazy, but that&039;s the only thg i will have to be’」

「『我一直在想像，所有小朋友在一座大麦田里玩耍。好几千个小孩。没人在看──没大人，就我。然后，我就站在扯到爆的悬崖边。该怎办？我就得接住每个小朋友，要是他们跑起来，衝向悬崖──要是他们顾着乱跑，都不看跑去哪，我就得跳出来，接住他们。整天这样搞就饱。我就负责当麦田捕手。我知道听起来扯到爆，但就只有这件事，我得去做。』」

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「let tell you, y peer and respectful senior bers, how regretful i a, right now, right here, to have to attend this potless etg; not becae i have to py the little ga with you weaklgs, or becae i have to sit this etg roo, discsg significant issues over ‘the school’s presti’ or the -called ‘asures to the current pr crises’ and waste y ti—oh-oh—

「我来跟你讲，各位同仁以及尊敬的长辈同事，我很后悔；此时、此刻，被要求『得』出席这场毫无意义的会议；不是说，我得陪你各位懦夫扮家家酒；也不是说，我得坐在会议室里，讨论某些无关紧要的事项，比如说，『校誉，』或者说，所谓的『应对当前公关危机的举措，』之类的，然后『浪费我的时间！──』喔、喔──」

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「 people this roo who actually speak english felt serioly wrond and started—you do t y pot—this is exactly why i call the bers this ittee weaklgs—

「某些与会人员，明就会讲英文，觉得很冤枉，还气得跳起来──你各位『明就懂，』在那边──就是为什么我叫各位委员懦夫──」

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「all of you saw the ‘elephant the roo’ but chose to ignore it pletely if there is a pk elephant, let pot it out with our frs—if there is a big wolf hidg the wood, rkg to har our kids—let’s t it, then! why—isn’t it ‘a perfect day for the wolf?’ i don’t see no pots that we still sit here and wait for a ssiah-like figure to save the day, to reove the threat for , while we are still far fro beg te to take action

「通通有，你各位，明就看见『房间里的大象，』还给我视而不见。要房里有粉红色大象，就给我指出来，用各位的手指头──要有一头大野狼，躲在树林里，等着害我们家小孩──就抓起来！为啥──今天不就『逮狼的良辰吉时？』搞不懂，我